VLAD
PONZARELLI $VONZ

STOCKS BY DAY • STONKS BY NIGHT

TOO COOL
TO PANIC.

Markets go red. Paper hands fold. Vlad fixes his hair and stays cool.

GET $VONZ SEE THE MEMES
Vlad Ponzarelli leaning on a lime hot rod beneath a neon moon
ROBINHOOD CHAIN

01 / THE LORE

HE DIDN’T CHASE
THE TREND.
THE TREND FOUND HIM.

Vlad Ponzarelli built his first brokerage in a garage between oil changes. When everybody else panics, he leans back, raises one eyebrow, and lets cool do the work.

No fake promises. Just leather, lime candles, stonk culture, and a community that refuses to lose its cool.

02 / THE MEMES

THE COOL
ARCHIVES

Built to post.
Born to spread.

Vlad riding a chrome rocket Vlad turning a red chart lime Vlad facing a giant bear Vlad on a jukebox throne Vlad polishing a lime coin Lime candle reflected in Vlad's sunglasses Vlad selecting a stock token from a diner jukebox Vlad repairing a market chart Vlad entering an exclusive club Vlad checking the market at a diner Vlad leading a nighttime motorcycle ride Vlad with a lime hot rod

03 / TOKEN DETAILS

$VONZ

THE TICKER
WEARS LEATHER.

NETWORK
ROBINHOOD CHAIN
CONTRACT
COMING AT LAUNCH
STATUS
PRE-LAUNCH

$VONZ is an unofficial satirical internet character and community token. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Robinhood, Vlad Tenev, Happy Days, Henry Winkler, CBS, Paramount, or any rights holder. Crypto is risky; never spend more than you can afford to lose.